As
published by The New Yorker:
ANGRY MIDDLE-AGED MAN
by JAMES KAPLAN
Is Larry David funnier than everyone else, or just more
annoying?
Issue of 2004-01-19
Posted 2004-01-12
At the end of the nineteen-eighties, Larry David was a standup comic in trouble.
He was middle-aged, single, living in a building with subsidized housing for
artists on the West Side of Manhattan, and just scraping by. He had been doing
standup, with mixed success, for more than a decade; his chances for breaking
through were long past. He had written for and acted on a short-lived ABC variety
show called “Fridays.” He had been on the writing staff of “Saturday
Night Live” in the 1984-85 season, though only one of his sketches aired.
He had played bit parts in a few movies. He had written a screenplay—a
dark comedy, never produced—called, appropriately, “Prognosis Negative.”
David had a reputation as a comic’s comic—“which means I
sucked,” he likes to say. His material was uncompromisingly to his own
taste, filled with wild tirades about apparent trivialities. In one routine,
he went on at length about the use of the familiar “you” in foreign
languages (“Caesar used the tu form with Brutus even after Brutus stabbed
him, which I think is going too far”). He imagined himself as a professional
masturbator so talented that people stopped him on the street to ask for advice
(“You must practice!”). He wondered how answering machines might
have changed the Old West. (For one thing, you could get out of joining a dangerous
posse by screening your calls.)
David’s onstage manner was almost willfully uningratiating. He was intense
and bespectacled, and often wore an old Army jacket. He had started going bald
at thirty, and by his early forties “the hair was a combination of Bozo
and Einstein,” the comedian Richard Lewis says. David and Lewis, who
were born three days apart, originally met at Camp All America, in Cornwall-on-Hudson,
New York, when they were thirteen. They disliked each other immediately. A
dozen years later, they met again, at the bar of the Improv, a comedy club
in Manhattan, and became close friends. “Talk about walking to the beat
of your own drum,” Lewis says of David. “I mean, this guy was born
in a snare drum.”
Club audiences were puzzled by David, or, worse, indifferent to him. The managers
who occasionally took him on invariably recommended that he make his material
more accessible. He found new managers. “I was not for everyone,” Larry
David said, laughing, when I met him last October. “I was for very few.” He
was sitting at his big desk in the Santa Monica offices of Larry David Productions,
the company behind “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” the half-hour cinéma-vérité situation
comedy on HBO.
Contrary to the cliché that comedians are stingy about giving out what
they most ardently seek, Larry David is a surprisingly easy laugh. He has several
laughs, ranging from a brief, wry exhalation that reveals what Shelley Berman
(who plays David’s father on “Curb”) calls his “wondrously
perfect teeth,” with their pronounced canines, to an uninhibited guffaw.
Perhaps David’s most striking laugh, however, is a snort that is exactly
like the one Jason Alexander made famous when he played “Seinfeld”’s
George Costanza—a character who, David claims, is largely based on himself.
The similarities between prototype and character are not instantly apparent.
David has a lanky, wiry build and an athletic, slightly bowlegged walk. His
cranium is long and sleek, surrounded by a fringe of curly whitish hair that
is neatly trimmed, except for rampant sideburns. The afternoon we met, he wore
what was evidently a customary outfit, in a style that I came to think of as
comedy-tycoon casual: a navy-blue shirt jacket, a medium-blue zipper-neck shirt,
khakis, white socks, and dingy beige Pumas.
On “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” David’s character is a semi-retired
sitcom mogul who ambles through his inordinately comfortable life, routinely
managing to annoy or infuriate everyone around him. This season, some of those
people will include the blind, the physically handicapped, and the mentally
challenged, making the show even edgier than before.
David, who, in 1988, co-created “Seinfeld,” is said to have earned
more than two hundred million dollars from that show’s syndication revenues.
His comedy style has remained argumentative, abrasive, and occasionally alienating,
and some people claim that he has outgrown the circumstances that might have
justified such a stance. Writing in The New Republic last year, Lee Siegel
said, “David’s anger . . . is merely the anger of frustrated entitlement.
[He] has perfected Seinfeld’s superior, uninviting stare into a cold,
cruel sneer. The reason that so many people like it is that they want it to
like them.” And amid the rapturous postings about “Curb” on
HBO’s Web site (“the best show to hit tv in a long time”; “Larry
David is the funniest, most brilliant, and most talented man on television,
or possibly in entertainment”) lie voices of dissent: “Please retire
this tedious program . . . a bunch of screaming jews apparently ad-libbing
it is not funny.”
“ It has to do with Brooklyn,” David said of his humor. “It
has to do—I think—with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and
my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking
in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.”
Born in 1947, the younger of two sons of a clothing salesman and a housewife,
David had “a wonderful childhood,” he has said, adding, “Which
is tough, because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” He
hated the sixties. “Drugs scared me,” he said, in his hoarse tenor,
with its mildly staccato rhythm. “And I couldn’t even fake my way
into the sex. God knows I tried. The women were living in the sixties for everybody
else, but for me they were not even in the fifties—I’d say the
forties. The clothing just totally offended me. All I saw was a lot of conformity.”
After graduating from the University of Maryland in 1970, with a degree in
history, he had no idea what his next step might be. “My standard response
when people would ask me ‘What are you gonna do when you get out?’ was ‘Ah,
somethin’ll turn up.’”
He moved back home to Brooklyn and got a job with a bra wholesaler in Manhattan. “The
bras were seconds, actually—they were defective bras,” he said. “And
that didn’t last very long. So it was this pattern of getting a job,
then going on unemployment for a while. I had a job as a paralegal. I drove
a cab. Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. I was
a private chauffeur, driving my limousine, wearing the uniform. I’m twenty-five
years old. This is what I’m doing for a living. And”—he laughed,
not quite happily—“wearing a uniform, outside, waiting for her
while she’s shopping on Third Avenue. Seeing a guy from college walk
down the street, stop in his tracks, stare at me agog in this uniform, not
knowing what to do or say, you know.” His voice trailed off for a moment. “That
was pretty embarrassing,” he said.
In a “Seinfeld” episode that Larry David wrote, the unemployed
George Costanza is forced to move back in with his parents and endure his mother’s
suggestion that he consider a career as a mailman. The scenario was apparently
drawn from life. “That would’ve been my mother’s dream for
me,” David said. “Take a civil-service test, work in the post office.”
Eventually, David found his way to an acting class in Manhattan. Acting made
him ill at ease, but during one exercise—in which each student was supposed
to pick a monologue from a play and reinterpret it—he got a surprise. “As
I started putting it in my own words, everybody in the class laughed,” David
said. “And I thought, Hey—that’s for me. That’s what
I want. I want a laugh.”
It turned out to be harder than he had imagined. “I think that for the
most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized,” David
said. “And that’s what the clubs were like. It’s not that
I wasn’t suited to standup comedy. It’s that I wasn’t suited
to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear—mainstream
comedy. Television-suitable material that had a lot of jokes that people could
relate to.”
Nevertheless, David said, “I managed to put together an act that I could
do, and enjoy, and kill with, on a Saturday night. But it still was difficult
going on. Because I was taking my life in my hands, I felt. Every time I went
up, I thought I was putting my life on the line.”
David had been known to walk off the stage if an audience wasn’t completely
focussed on him. “He just needed undivided attention,” Richard
Lewis says. “Even if someone would whisper, ‘I’ll have another
Daiquiri’—literally—he’d storm off. I mean, it was
ludicrous.”
“ A night club is a place where drinks and food are served,” Jerry
Seinfeld says. “A comedian is not automatically the audience’s focal
point. You have to fight for their attention, and it’s not easy to get.
Larry had the material, but he never had what you would call the temperament
for standup.”
One night at Catch a Rising Star, a comedy club on Manhattan’s Upper
East Side, David stepped onto the stage, scanned the room from side to side,
said, “Never mind,” and walked off.
Despite the bravado, he had no plan. “I was hoping that somehow I could
get some kind of cult following, and get by with that,” he said. “And
you know what? That would have been fine with me. I just wanted laughs—that’s
really what I was after. I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested
in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. That was really
what I wanted to be.”
Larry
David met Jerry Seinfeld around 1976. David had been doing standup
for two years; Seinfeld was just starting out. “Our brains had
a comedic connection,” Seinfeld says. “Larry was a guy
open to discussing virtually any human dilemma, as long as it was something
that not a lot of other people were interested in. I was exactly the
same way. We weren’t interested in what was on the front page
of the newspaper.” They became comedy friends, working on standup
material together while walking through Central Park or sitting in
a coffee shop, one helping the other if he was stuck with a bit.
Seven years younger than David, Seinfeld was boyish and charismatic, and by
the late eighties he was touring steadily and making frequent appearances on
the “Tonight Show” and “Late Night with David Letterman.” He
reportedly earned up to twenty-five thousand dollars a weekend at comedy clubs.
As the unflappable master of observational standup, Seinfeld had created a
persona that was almost completely impersonal yet thoroughly engaging. Larry
David pushed audiences away; Jerry Seinfeld seduced them.
In the fall of 1988, Seinfeld received the ultimate acknowledgment for a comic:
NBC called, wanting to develop a show with him. “It didn’t seem
like any fun to do it by myself,” he says. “So I told Larry about
it.”
One night in late November, Seinfeld and David were going to share a cab back
to the West Side from Catch a Rising Star but decided to stop and pick up some
groceries first. “It was a Korean deli, and we were waiting to pay, and
we started making fun of the products they kept by the register,” Seinfeld
says. “You know, those fig bars in cellophane, without a label, that
look like somebody made them in their basement?”
David turned to Seinfeld and said, “This is what the show should be—this
is the kind of dialogue that we should do on the show.”
“ The stuff that we would talk about was never on TV,” Seinfeld says. “The
essence of the show, originally, was my desire to transplant the tone and subjects
of my conversations with Larry to television. At first, the idea was to have
two comedians walking around in New York, making fun of things, and in between
you’d have standup bits.”
David and Seinfeld pitched the rough concept to NBC. The meeting, which was
eventually immortalized in the “Seinfeld” episode that has Jerry
and George pitching “a show about nothing” to NBC, was notably
tense. Not only were David and Seinfeld pitching fig-bar conversations; they
wanted to do a one-camera, documentary-style show. The NBC executives were
not impressed; they told David and Seinfeld that they wanted a straight, three-camera
sitcom.
The executives were particularly unimpressed with Larry David. He remembers
Seinfeld’s looking askance at him while he protested the network’s
aesthetic. “I said, ‘This is not the show.’ People looked
at me like I was a little nuts—a lot of ‘Who is this guy?’ kind
of looks.”
Still, the NBC executives saw something. “I guess they figured it was
worth a pilot,” David said. “Well, they liked him enough that they
figured it was worth a pilot. I think they would’ve gotten rid of me
in a split second if they could’ve. They would have gotten rid of me
without even thinking about it.”
As “Seinfeld”’s
show-runner—the head writer and the person in charge of every
detail of the series and the scripts—Larry David kept clashing
with the forces of conventionality. “At the beginning, Jerry’s
managers were always very concerned that Jerry come off well,” Larry
Charles, the former supervising producer of “Seinfeld” and
now an executive producer of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” told
me. We were sitting in Charles’s book-lined office, next to Larry
David’s. “I drew a caricature of him on a board on a wall,
with the caption ‘Must always smell like a rose.’”
Charles—a tall man with a gray mane and a ZZ Top-style beard, who often
wears wraparound shades—met Larry David while working on “Fridays.” “We’re
both from kind of middle-earth Brooklyn—you know, Brighton Beach, Coney
Island, lower middle class, under the train tracks,” Charles said. “We
both understand that sort of ‘Lord of the Flies’ sensibility that
requires you to be very aware as you grow up. It’s a very savage environment,
in a lot of ways, a very cruel and sadistic environment. We spoke the same
language—we were like brothers from different mothers.”
David wanted to bring Charles onto the staff of “Seinfeld” as a
writer and producer, but he met with resistance. “The production company
wouldn’t hire me, because I had no sitcom experience, and Larry was kind
of new,” Charles said. “And so they flooded him with sitcom people
he couldn’t stand, and he chafed under that.” When the show was
picked up for a season and David was able to hire him, Charles told me, “the
show sort of started to move in the direction that it was supposed to move
in.” He smiled. “This idea of, like, getting very dark in a sitcom.
You know, we had jackets made up—‘No Hugging, No Learning.’ This
idea was anathema at that point. The idea that you would have an unhappy ending—that
people would pay for their sins, or that there was no redemption sometimes—I
mean, this really shook the foundation of the sitcom genre.”
The show’s pivotal moment came in the third season, in 1991. Charles
remembers walking with David from the “Seinfeld” offices in Studio
City up to Fryman Canyon to try to break a story: the library-cop episode,
in which Jerry is investigated for keeping a book out for twenty years. “We
had a couple of strands, and I don’t know if it was the oxygen from the
walking, but we were very exhilarated,” Charles said. “We went, ‘What
if the book that was overdue was in the homeless guy’s car? And the homeless
guy was the gym teacher that had done the wedgie? And what if, when they return
the book, Kramer has a relationship with the librarian?’
“Suddenly it’s like—why not? It’s like, boom boom boom,
an epiphany—quantum theory of sitcom! It was, like, nobody’s doing
this! Usually, there’s the A story, the B story—no, let’s have
five stories! And all the characters’ stories intersect in some sort of
weirdly organic way, and you just see what happens. It was like—oh my God.
It was like finding the cure for cancer.”
In
a far corner of Larry David’s office hangs a framed poster for
a movie called “Sour Grapes.” David spent much of the time
after he left “Seinfeld,” following the seventh season,
writing and then directing the film, which was about the disharmony
that arises between two cousins when one wins a slot-machine jackpot
with two quarters borrowed from the other. The picture came out in
1998 and didn’t do well critically (“slightly threadbare,” according
to the Times) or at the box office.
That spring, David returned to “Seinfeld” just long enough to write
the show’s final episode, but he still wasn’t ready to retire.
When I asked why not, he shifted into a declamatory Yiddish-inflected voice
from his standup act. “You grow up, you need something to do!” he
cried, clapping his hands. “You need”—he clapped his hands
again—“a place to go.” He became himself again. “A
place to go—that’s what my mother always instilled in me. You need
a place to go. And you’re worthless unless you have a place to go. So
I needed a place to go.”
He found himself thinking about doing standup again. Jeff Garlin, an acquaintance
from the comedy clubs, had recently directed HBO specials for the comedians
Jon Stewart and Denis Leary. He offered to do the same for David. “Jeff
said, ‘You haven’t done it in ten years—just film it,’” David
said. Then they got an idea: film it as a mockumentary about the making of
an HBO special, with standup and fictional scenes interspersed. The show was
to be built around a character entirely new to television: Larry David, the
co-creator of the most successful sitcom in history. He would need a wife (David
had married Laurie Lennard, a former talent coördinator for the Letterman
show, in 1993) and a manager (he chose Garlin to stand in for his actual manager,
Gavin Polone). He decided that all the scenes would have to be improvised. “There’s
no way”—he rapped his desk vehemently—“that you can
get that sort of documentary feel, that cinéma-vérité thing,
unless you’re improvising. And I’d always liked improvising—whenever
I’ve done it in the past, I felt I had a knack for it. So that was it.”
David called another friend, a documentary filmmaker named Robert Weide, an
assiduous student of comedy history who had made documentaries about the Marx
Brothers, Lenny Bruce, and Mort Sahl. Fifteen years earlier, Weide had read “Prognosis
Negative” and loved it, and had become a devoted fan of David’s
standup. He agreed to direct.
Shooting started in early 1999, after Cheryl Hines, a young member of the Groundlings,
a Los Angeles improvisational group, was cast as David’s wife. As the
show developed, the improv scenes kept expanding. Soon, it had become a show
about the buildup to David’s big standup show—a buildup that led
to an inevitable letdown. David’s standup routines—performed in
the barking, hyperactive style familiar to those who had seen his act and those
who had heard his voice-overs for the George Steinbrenner character on “Seinfeld”—became
the filler.
“ Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm” aired in October, 1999. The
title was an ironic, almost superstitious reference to David’s low profile.
But it was also a billboard for the vastly less famous “Seinfeld” co-creator.
The show wasn’t quite like anything that had been on TV before. The real-life
details (there were deadpan talking-head interviews with Seinfeld, Lewis, Jason
Alexander, and Rick Newman, the founder of Catch a Rising Star), the handheld
camera (an acknowledged presence in several scenes), and the improvised dialogue
made the show much closer to the bone than “Seinfeld.” “Seinfeld” was
scherzo, its fun stemming from the constantly shifting play among its troupe
of four. David’s new form was simpler and starker. There was a basic
triangle: Larry; Jeff, his manager, who helps get him into trouble (usually
in the form of telling lies and keeping secrets, Larry being spectacularly
bad at the latter); and Cheryl, his wife, who calls him to account.
The special got mainly positive reviews. Tom Shales wrote in the Washington
Post that it was “a peek into the life and mind of a brilliant creative
talent who is also clearly a huge pain in the neck and has no TV presence whatsoever.” Belinda
Acosta, a TV critic for the Austin Chronicle, had fewer reservations. She wrote, “My
only gripe with the show was that I was left wondering: Could this be the launch
of a comedy series on HBO? One can dream.”
Larry David had begun the special with no idea of going any further, but as
it came together he began to think differently: “We realized as we were
doing it that this thing seemed like it could be—a show! The scenes came
out very well, better than I had expected. I didn’t cringe when I saw
myself—I mean, sometimes I did, but it wasn’t a big cringe-fest
for me. And it was fun. The scenes themselves were fun to do. I found myself
laughing.”
Chris Albrecht, the chairman and C.E.O. of HBO, had the same idea when he watched
the special. He asked for thirteen episodes. David suggested ten, and said
he’d do it for a year. The series is now in its fourth season.
Like
many comedians, Larry David carries a pocket notebook for writing down
ideas. “You’re in a parking garage, and Larry’s wallet
is empty—he forgot to ask his assistant to go to the cash machine,” Weide,
who directs several episodes a year, says. “So he says, ‘Shit,
I have no money for the valet—could you give me a few bucks?’ So
you find yourself giving money to Larry David, who has a few bucks.
And then out comes the little notebook.”
“ What would I have done if he hadn’t been there?” David said. “That
could have been funny.”
The notebook is a ratty brown thing that looks as if it might have cost forty-nine
cents at a stationery store. Its pages are covered with David’s illegible
scrawl. “Somebody commits suicide after arguing with wife over a ‘Seinfeld’ episode,” reads
one entry. “[A comedy notable] asks me to go out to dinner,” another
begins. “Me and Weide meet him and [the notable’s wife].”
David relishes everyday ambiguities, like the one that arose over the question
of who would pay for the meal with the notable and his wife. “You know,
if I don’t pick up that check, this guy’s never gonna talk to me
again,” he said. “And I’m not picking up the check, ’cause
he invited me out to dinner!
“ Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious,” he went
on. “One tiny miscommunication or mistake and it could be all over. I’m
talking about siblings! A Thanksgiving thing that somehow goes wrong—bringing
the wrong dish—all of a sudden, sisters aren’t talking after forty-five
years!”
He leafed through the notebook. “Most of the ideas stink,” he said. “But
you’d be surprised. See, a lot of these I’ll use, not as a big
story but like a little piece of filler. And then all of a sudden it somehow
leads into something.”
When the time comes to begin writing the new season, David scans his notebook
for possibilities. “He’ll go through the notebook and find three
or four stories and extrapolate them to worst-case,” Weide says. “He
starts to weave them together. Sometimes you can brainstorm ideas with him—you
can even pitch B stories to him. He’s used stories from Larry Charles
and me. Cheryl got a story in there. And then he just sits down and sweats
it out.”
Every outline runs seven or eight pages and
comprises fifteen or so scenes; each is tight and layered, comically concise
and full of shootable detail. The outline for Show 8, Season 3, “Krazee
Eyez Killa,” begins at “a racially mixed party”:
Cheryl is talking to Wanda and her boyfriend, Krazee Eyez Killa.
They have some interaction with an older black couple, who are Wanda’s
parents. During all of this, we keep hearing a popping noise that sounds
like a cap-gun going off. We then pan to larry and find him stomping on packing
bubbles. Cheryl approaches Larry and tells him to cease and desist. . . .
Larry starts chatting with Krazee Eyez Killa. Larry asks where he lives,
and . . . Krazee Eyez Killa abruptly changes the subject and asks Larry if
he likes to eat pussy. In the episode itself, the chat between Larry and
Krazee Eyez Killa (a rap star, played by Chris Williams) becomes a freewheeling
improvised exchange in which Krazee Eyez Killa reads one of his raps and
asks Larry for a critique. Larry nods judiciously. “I like it—I
got one tiny little comment,” he says. “I would lose the ‘motherfucker’ at
the end—’cause you already said ‘fuck’ once. . .
. I would change the ‘motherfucker’ to ‘bitch.’”
Krazee Eyez Killa beams, and gives Larry a hug. “You my dog,” he
says, warmly. “You my nigger. . . . I like you! Check it out—you
like eatin’ pussy?”
Larry shrugs. “I like it, I like it,” he says. “But I’m
a little too lazy. . . . It’s a whole to-do, you know. It hurts my neck.”
“ Aw, man—you got to eat the pussy!” Krazee Eyez Killa says. “You
know what the best pussy is to eat? Asian pussy.”
Larry blinks. “Krazee Eyez Killa—you’re getting married,” he
says. “Wanda’s gonna find out.”
“ Wanda ain’t gonna find out shit,” Krazee Eyez Killa says. “You
my nigger, right?”
“ Yes,” Larry says, utterly straight-faced. “I’m your
nigger.”
“ So how she gonna find out?” Krazee Eyez Killa asks. “She
ain’t gonna find out—ain’t she.”
“ Not from me,” Larry says. “Absolutely not.”
Within a few minutes, he has told Cheryl everything, and she is on her way
to tell Wanda (who is played by the sublime Wanda Sykes).
Actors on the show are given only the barest details of their characters or
the scenes they’re going to play. There are no rehearsals. Cheryl Hines
says, “If we’re about to shoot a scene and I’m asking questions,
Larry says, ‘Just save it for the camera—you’ll figure it
out.’” She laughs. “Poor cameramen—they don’t
know what we’re gonna do.”
David, who spent years writing dialogue for “Seinfeld,” doesn’t
miss it. “It’s very liberating, actually—I don’t have
to hear my voice in every character,” he said. “For example, Krazee
Eyez Killa. Could I have written those words in a million years better than
that guy said them? No fucking way! I wouldn’t have had the balls to
do it! But he comes in and does the character—what could be better than
that? I can’t write better than that.
“ I’m not gonna lie,” David went on. “There are times
when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting, thinking to myself,
That scene would’ve been so much better if I had written it out. But that’s
the exception. Most of the time I’m thinking, I’m glad that scene
was improvised.”
Larry Charles told me, “This is Larry’s thing, and it was true
on ‘Seinfeld’ also. If he wants the actors to say something, he’ll
tell them to say it. He also will tell them how to say it. Larry hears it a
certain way in his head and tries to communicate that to the actor, really
giving them the line reading, in a sense.
“ Sometimes he’ll have that line in the outline, sometimes he won’t,” Charles
continued. “Sometimes he’ll have it in the outline and throw it away
when we’re shooting it—he doesn’t need it anymore. Or throw
it away in the editing, ultimately.”
“ Eventually, I’ll get what I want,” David said.
A
couple of days later, I accompanied David to an allergy-shot appointment
in downtown Santa Monica. “I hope you get to see a traffic altercation,” he
said. “There was a real good one on my way to work today.”
We went in David’s car, a hybrid-powered Toyota Prius. (David drove a
Lexus in real life and on the show until three years ago; his wife, an environmentalist,
may have influenced his choice.) I asked him what kind of television he liked
to watch when he was growing up.
“ Well, my favorite show of all time was Bilko,” he said, referring
to the classic sitcom “The Phil Silvers Show,” which starred Silvers
as the scheming Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko, in charge of the motor pool at the
fictional Fort Baxter, Kansas. “I just thought that was head and shoulders
above any other show I had seen. You know, in analyzing it now, you could see
that Bilko was a manipulative character”—he smiled, giving me a pointed
look—“who did a lot of kind of unlikable, despicable things. But,
because he was so funny doing it, it all just worked.”
David’s style and process are remarkably similar to those of Bilko’s
creator, Nat Hiken, a towering figure of nineteen-fifties situation comedy,
who died in 1968. As David Everitt points out in his biography of Hiken, “King
of the Half Hour,” the nineteen-fifties was an era of simply plotted
sitcoms, like “I Love Lucy.” Hiken’s achievement was to create
plots based on multiple interweaving strands that resolved perfectly (and hilariously).
Like David, Hiken often gave an actor a line or a sight gag just before he
went on camera. And in Phil Silvers he had one of the best ad-libbers in the
business.
David may also have absorbed Hiken’s aversion to jokiness. For the first
two seasons of “Curb,” Cheryl Hines says, David refused to show
her an outline. He was worried that the actors would try to prepare funny bits
and work them into the scenes. “One of the things about our show is,
the more you try not to be funny, the better,” she says.
David has a sardonic, slightly depressive presence onscreen, and is quite natural
playing his worst self. Some of his finest moments are when he gets into arguments—arguments
that he always loses—with children. In one episode, he refers to Ted
Danson as an asshole—spelling the word out—in front of Danson’s
young daughter. (Carefully chosen celebrity friends of David’s regularly
appear on the show, adding to its voyeuristic interest.) Moments later, Danson’s
daughter—who, it turns out, knows how to spell—accidentally knocks
out David’s front teeth with a piñata bat.
David constantly speaks his mind (or fudges the truth) at inopportune moments,
violating subtle boundaries, and then delivers forced apologies. There are
boundaries on the show, however. One afternoon, during editing, I saw him frown
sharply during a scene when Cheryl Hines called him an ass. “It was way
too harsh,” he told me later. “It wasn’t funny, and it was
demeaning.”
He tries to avoid overusing the word “fuck,” but not out of prudishness. “Susie”—Susie
Essman, who plays David’s manager’s wife—“uses it all
the time. That’s her character,” David said. “That’s
the way she talks. But I don’t want to be a guy who’s depending
on using four-letter words to get my laughs. Sometimes it comes out of my mouth
when we’re shooting. And I’ll look at it afterward and go, ‘Find
another take where I don’t say it.’”
Thanks to the freedom of cable TV, the show can be casually raunchy, but it
also has a certain sunniness, signalled by the tuba-and-mandolin opening theme
song (Luciano Michelini’s “Frolic”) and the musical transitions,
many of which have the same Italian-circus flavor. The sweetness, of course,
has an edge: David is fond of cutting in an especially upbeat air, Franco Micalizzi’s “Amusement”—the
staff call it “Everything’s Fine”—immediately after
his character has perpetrated some disaster.
One
afternoon in late October, the “Curb” cast and crew—twenty
people, seven trucks of equipment, and various cars containing the
principals—descended on an airport hotel not far from LAX, for
a reshoot of a scene between Larry David and Richard Lewis.
The scene was originally shot in an expository fashion, with the two men standing
and talking on the street. David felt that it just wasn’t funny enough.
This time, he decided to set it at the urinals in a men’s room and add
a former N.B.A. superstar.
Driving down to the reshoot, David was ebullient. “‘I’ll
be seeing youuuu,’” he crooned, then added, brightly, “It’s
gonna be fun seeing Richard.” Lewis, who has been a periodic presence
on the show since the first episode, is a perfect foil to the otherwise less
demonstrative David: they get each other going. Their scenes crackle with a
comic intensity that frequently causes David to burst into laughter in the
middle of a take. “We could start screaming and yelling over the slightest
thing,” Lewis says. “I always forget the mike is on.”
Arriving at the hotel, David walked into a conference room that had been turned
into a command center. A temporary assemblage of three rolling carts holding
monitors and audio and video controls was lined up along one wall. Facing the
carts were three director’s chairs: one for the script supervisor, one
for Larry Charles (who was directing the episode), and one for the sound supervisor.
Larry David’s chair stood off to the side.
While the cameras rolled, Charles leaned close to the monitors, anxiously hoping
for serendipity. During the takes, the men’s room resembled the stateroom
scene in “A Night at the Opera”: David, Lewis, and the ex-basketball
player at the urinals; lighting men, soundmen, and two cameramen with shoulder-mounted
Sony Digital Betacams packed in close behind them. The actors improvised, changing
their invented dialogue, and their delivery, each time. Once, when David was
standing at the wrong angle while the cameras ran, Charles reached out and
tapped one of the monitors in frustration, as if to move David with his fingertips.
Between takes, Lewis, in a dark suit, stalked the conference room, shoulders
slumped forward, doing shtick, chatting with the wardrobe woman, the basketball
player, the producers. David was a more remote figure, pacing, practicing his
golf swing, leaning on the railing and looking down at the lobby. He whistled “I
Can’t Get Started.” He was affable when approached, but seldom
approached anybody else. It struck me that he was nervous. He whistled “Blue
Danube.” “I smell a shit song coming on,” Lewis said. “I
smell an Andy Williams summer special.”
Five hours later, the cast and crew dispersed unceremoniously. Larry David
later told me that the new scene had come out beautifully. After editing, it
ran one minute and thirty-five seconds.
Because
several—sometimes many—different takes are shot for every
scene, there are thousands upon thousands of feet of videotape, every
inch of which must be reviewed in the editing room. (For economic reasons,
the show is shot on Digital Betacam and converted by computer into
a format that looks like film.) Editing an episode of “Curb” is
an excruciatingly subtle process, in which decisions about narrative
are made frame by frame—each frame representing one-thirtieth
of a second of actual airtime. “If it were up to me, I’d
spend two to three days editing an episode, then move on,” Robert
Weide says. “But Larry’s a deconstructionist—he has
to look at every frame.” It usually takes David two full weeks
of rigorous cutting to finish an episode.
“ I’m Vishnu the preserver, you’re Shiva the destroyer,” Larry
Charles once told him.
As the star and primary producer of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Larry
David is the only person on the staff who is intricately involved in all three
phases of production: preproduction (writing, casting, and location scouting),
shooting, and editing.
“ At the end of each season of ‘Seinfeld,’ he used to pray
that the show would get cancelled,” Charles told me. “Now he knows
the show’s not gonna get cancelled—he’ll have to make the decision
to stop it at some point.” David told me that, in the first season, “I
thought I’d be working seven months, maybe eight months at the most. And,
of course, now it’s turned into twelve months. As soon as we’re done
editing, I’m back into writing the next season.”
One day this fall, David sat in a darkened room in his Santa Monica offices,
editing an episode for the upcoming season. He slouched on a sofa, his legs
stretched out in front of him, and his hands clasped behind his neck. His long
face was, as it often is, an impenetrable deadpan.
In front of David, at an Avid video-editing machine, sat a young man named
Jon Corn, who wore a distressed baseball cap and a few days’ worth of
stubble. Corn had one hand on a computer keyboard and the other on a mouse.
Before him were three screens: two computer terminals and a video monitor.
With a few clicks, Corn could summon any of the episode’s dozens of takes
from the hard drives on which they were stored, and display them singly or
in split screen.
At David’s left on the couch was Weide, a thin, bearded, professorial
man with a perpetual air of being about to make a joke. In a chair to the right
sat Larry Charles, who had directed the episode. Charles was wearing a tall
plaid knit cap, a hooded jacket in a different plaid, blue pajama pants, and
blue-and-yellow Converse high-tops. With his right hand, he fiddled with a
string of worry beads. The scene, which depicted David being egged by a carful
of teen-agers, was funny, but something was slightly off. Corn kept clicking
the mouse, playing and replaying alternative sequences that ran only a few
seconds each.
“ What do you think?” Charles asked David. “Do we cut too quickly
to, like, get the impact?”
“ I kinda like seeing them driving away, enjoying themselves,” David
said.
“ Want to just add a couple seconds to the closeup?” Weide asked.
“ That was about three o’clock in the morning, when we did that shot,” David
mused. “That was the fourth egg I took.”
“ What do you think about not cutting away?” Charles asked. “What
if you just took out the shot of the guys driving away and just stayed on Larry
in that shot? Heard the screeching and the laughing as they drove away, and the
music—but stayed on the shot? It just lets it land a little bit.”
Corn clicked the mouse once more. The scene played on all three monitors, this
time staying on David’s face after the egg hit. The image froze. His
face was on all three screens, covered with egg yolk and bits of shell.
“ Not bad,” David said. “Well, I don’t know! I don’t
know. I mean, it’s kind of fun to see them drive away. On the other hand,
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